*polite cough* Yes, you heard me right. Those that know me are already aware that 'modesty but name, modesty by nature' isn't true at all. But even I struggle a little with prospect of writing about lady bits. There will be no action shots or swatches here, I can assure you! I'm bound to invite enough weird Google traffic as it is without giving them extra encouragement!
When the I Love My Muff Maintenance Kit for arrived for review I thought it was a cute idea but wasn't really sure how I'd get on with it all in practice. Not to mention the fact that my inner biologist started panicking at the prospect of causing an imbalance in my delicate....ahem, 'lady' flora. Well, I shouldn't have worried as not only as are the products cute in a tongue in cheek way, they are really nice to use too.
The Green Maintenance Kit contains Clean wash, Pure spray, Soft lotion and ten Fresh wipes. My favourites in the kit are the wipes and the wash. I'll admit to a good chuckle at the blurb on the back of the Fresh Wipes. They are perfect for freshening up (did I just say that?) and I think they would be a perfect companion on long haul flights or on a camping trip. Just a little FYI here but I know many people recommend baby wipes for camping trips but frankly, they're not as gentle as you might expect considering their function. I was very pleased with the Clean Wash, it's actually much kinder than using regular soap or shower gel on this delicate area. It's very easy to cause an irritation by using something highly perfumed or high foaming. The clean wash has a low foaming action; it contains no SLS and instead uses plant lipids to create the lather.
The Pure Spray is designed to 'give you confidence'. I haven't really used this much as I'm quite content with the wash and the wipes. The spray has mild antiseptic and soothing properties so you can use this post wax or shave to calm the skin. I confess I haven't tried the Soft Lotion at all. I don't quite know exactly where I would need to moisturise in that area but I suppose your, erm, pubic styling preference may dictate your need for such a product. I think I may actually have to go into hiding now!!
I'm going to wrap this up before I embarrass myself further. I Love My Muff products are more than just a novelty, I love the humour and their gentle formulations. My only complaint is that bottles are all quite small and I think if you were buying online you might be expecting something bigger for the price (EDIT. The individual bottles are 120ml, so twice the size of those in the set). The Maintenance kits costs £38 and comes in two scent choices, the products can also be purchased individually. I Love My Muff products are available from Harvey Nichols stores or online from Mise Beauty or BeautyWorksWest.
Disclosure: PR sample. Mortification all my own, provided at no extra cost!